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Apr 19th at 3AM / via: ayybrebre / op: al-grave / 739 notes

Cats are just furry springs with claws and teeth


Cats are just furry springs with claws and teeth


Fairuza Balk at the premiere of Kurt & Courtney in 1998


i’m really happy with this piece idk why


i’m really happy with this piece idk why

Apr 19th at 3AM / via: allimant / op: jessepnkman / 82,229 notes


im not sure who I relate to more
kelso, red, or eric

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"I believed that I wanted to be a poet, but deep down I wanted to be a poem."

Apr 19th at 3AM / via: smokinonthemoon / op: proustitute / 3,965 notes

Jaime Gil de Biedma

as quoted by Enrique Vila-Matas in Bartleby & Co., trans. Jonathan Dunne (via proustitute)

Apr 19th at 3AM / via: yet--another--url / op: mcaubergine / 106,904 notes

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"I fantasize about starting and winning all-in, epic bar brawls. I’m a ballerina."

Posted from the PostSecret website.

I would put a cough drop in my mouth then rub it on your clit with my tongue then I would put a small piece of ice in my mouth and slowly slide my tongue over every inch your pussy focusing on the clit. when the ice melts I would quickly flick your clit with the tip of my tongue until your body quivers uncontrollably. Right when you cum on my tongue I'm going to come up bitty out lips do you can taste yourself while I slide my dick Inside of your soaking wet pussy long deep strokes while I rub




(cont.) Your clit with my thumb making you speechless from pleasure. Then I’ll turn you over and start licking your pussy from behind diving my tongue into your pussy with my hands gripping your waist as I come up to slide my dick in your ass and pussy going going back & forth between the two while grabbing a fist full of hair, pulling your head back as I bite on your neck until you cum on my dick

  1. You are doing entirely too much. Cough drops and ice and shit…so fucking extra. Those are tactics usually used by men who don’t really know how to eat pussy to disguise their general lack of technique.

  2. You do not ever put anything with sugar in, on, or around the vagina. That causes yeast infections.

    They have special flavored lubes, creams, etc. made to be used for sexual purposes on the genitals and they don’t have sugar in them. If you’re trying to create a tingling sensation, they also have lube that does that.

    Quit using food products on the vagina. That shit is not kosher.

  3. You do not EVER go from ass to pussy. Not ever. That will most definitely cause an infection.

    If you’re going to do that you have to either take off the condom you used for anal and put on a fresh one or (if you’re in a monogamous relationship and not using condoms) wash your dick with soap and water after the anal before you go to the pussy.

    Of course all of that is a mood killer which is why it makes more sense to just make anal the last form of penetration you do during a session.

In conclusion, you should not be allowed to have sex with anyone until you pass an adult sexual education class.

Get the entire fuck out of here.


Not to mention the cough drop/ice combination would probably numb her up, so she would get two infections for the low, low price of zero orgasms!

"I take great care of myself by carefully shutting myself away."

Vincent van Gogh, Letter from Vincent van Gogh to Theo van Gogh (via human-resentipede)

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